Moms Only Sucka!

I’d be lying if I said this story didn’t piss me off. For those unfamiliar with what I’m talking about, some dad in Santa Rosa tried to join a “Sonoma County Moms” internet forum and was flamed for it. Who knew moms could be so mean?

I guess it’s been a safe haven for people with vaginas and sore teets to talk about “issues”, schedule play dates and bitch about men. Now God FORBID a man wanted to infiltrate it ?! Personally I wouldn’t want to post in a place any LESS than this sewage tank. Nonetheless, this guy shouldn’t have been ridiculed by the moms for wanting to communicate with other stay at home parents. Oh poor you! Getting to sit at home on your fat ass, raise your children and fantasize about the pool boy while your husband supports you. And now this penis monster wants to talk baby food and parenting with you….whaaaaaaaaaaaah. Go get a latte and shut the fuck up.

As far as the dude goes, I have no idea why he would even WANT to join these miserable beings, but to each his own. Here’s a tip buddy, go join menarebetterthanwomen.com . Hell, even they allow women to join. Maybe the mom nazis could do the same, but then again that would be too fair and practical.

Multi-Slouchin’

Wow I’d like to say I’ve been busy doin’ stuff but I can’t lie to my loyal readers. I could have updated many times in the past couple of weeks, but I just found other shit to do. Not that there were a lack of topics.

We had Cinco De Mayo, the 1,019th immigration rally, Sebastopol City Council “scandal” etc. etc. etc. I just wasn’t on the ball. And for that people I apologize.

I will ATTEMPT to stop slothing it up and bring some insight to subjects as I should.

On that note, I got somethin’ to do so I’ll hafta tackle this whole blog debacle later =)

Slow News For Slow People

I know I give the Press Democrap a hard time alot….But can you blame me when shit like this happens? Front page news about some chick who kissed Simon Cowell when they were 9 years old….WOW she lives in Petaluma….I can already see the writers huddle dialogue:

“Ok guys this is our BIG CHANCE at nationwide exposure. Douchebag 1, you take Douchebag 2 with you and try to FIND this broad in Petaluma….This could be the big one people…”

There’s nothing wrong with stories every now and then that are of a humorous nature. But when you continue to cover that “story” for multiple days, then you become a half assed gossip rag.

It’s bad enough that Chris Smith thinks he’s like the poor man’s Garrison Keillor and ATTEMPTS to write in a romanticizing way about “Gool Ol Shanta Rosha”. Now we got the rest of the staff wanting to be TMZ reporters.

Meh….Anywho, happy Friday!