Slow News For Slow People

I know I give the Press Democrap a hard time alot….But can you blame me when shit like this happens? Front page news about some chick who kissed Simon Cowell when they were 9 years old….WOW she lives in Petaluma….I can already see the writers huddle dialogue:

“Ok guys this is our BIG CHANCE at nationwide exposure. Douchebag 1, you take Douchebag 2 with you and try to FIND this broad in Petaluma….This could be the big one people…”

There’s nothing wrong with stories every now and then that are of a humorous nature. But when you continue to cover that “story” for multiple days, then you become a half assed gossip rag.

It’s bad enough that Chris Smith thinks he’s like the poor man’s Garrison Keillor and ATTEMPTS to write in a romanticizing way about “Gool Ol Shanta Rosha”. Now we got the rest of the staff wanting to be TMZ reporters.

Meh….Anywho, happy Friday!